January 2011
December 2010
Waiting for my prescriptions at Target.
Lady: Is someone in the ladies' room?
Me: Oh, I don't know. I didn't see anyone go in. But she could've died before I got here.
iamdonald:
Feel bad about some people not...
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Regarding The Noise Complaint I Recieved This...
Bullshit.
I’ve been playing my music this loud since I moved in six months ago. Also I’m a human being not a fucking evil monster you COULD come and TALK to me Instead of running to the landlord like a pussy bitch.
Whenever I’ve seen you out in the street checking your mail or parking your car I’ve been cool. Shit, I’ve nodded, smiled even waived. You hardly...
“Do you think the Chinese would have canceled Sunday Night Football because of...”
– - Governor of Pennsylvania
I die! Hilarious!
(via ballstothewalloch)
If you do a Google Image search for the number...
abcthatsme:
christinadigscaustic:
I don’t normally do these but oh my god so worth doing.
God I love the internet.
Regarding Advertising
A necessary evil. Wow. I can’t believe those were the words I just used to close the deal. Can’t believe I just called what I do for a living evil. Maybe I’ll use that line more often.
Being as uninformed as you would be a dream.
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Lots of ugly looks from the locals when I pulled...
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Things that are happening. Stuff that I'm...
First off take a second look at that title. Genius. I mean wow. Just brilliant you know? So clear. So focused. This is clearly not a sleep deprived caffeine induced rant.
I’ve officially been driving for 12 hours guys and I’m something like 40 miles away from my Round Rock, TX family Christmas destination.
I’ll probably Tumble a lot while I’m here because guess...
Work hard,Make money and Travel the world: You... →
marissapointoh:
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree … and think 25 to life would be appropriate. —Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. —Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you…
Festivus For The Rest Of Us
Frank Costanza: “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.”
Cosmo Kramer: “What happened to the doll?”
Frank Costanza: “It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!”
Kramer: “That must have been some kind of doll.”
Frank Costanza: “She was.”
everyone is talking about the new login page..
watchmelove:
and i’m just sitting here like:
you guys sign out?
How to get out of a speeding ticket
gigiloo:
minecassiex3:
itznatuhleee:
Rofl! That’s genius!
Lmfao!
“To get the check, you’ve got to medicate the... →
laliberty:
Incentives created by the federal SSI dependent disability program result in the overdiagnosis of disability among school-age kids. The result can be lifelong dependency, especially when grown kids realize that entering the labor force would make their families worse off by losing the “disability money.”
